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"Your giant problem has been resolved. Got the head in a cart in your courtyard. You can take a look, or take my word for it." Witchers weren't common anymore. They had never been popular, new ones weren't being made and with the number of monsters in the world dwindling it was unlikely anyone would ever explore the possibility of creating them again. Dwindling wasn't gone however and so there was still some need. That's what brought her before the King.
He sat behind a broad and hefty desk of hardwood, fine silk covering his expanding waist and a thick beard concealing his newest chin. "I'll take your word for it Witcher, we'll have a feast tonight to celebrate. You'll attend?" though the woman clad in chain and leather had been the one to slay the beast, the barrel shaped sovereign seemed all too pleased with himself for the matter being resolved. Though she had been about to decline his offer the King cut her off, evidently having more to say. "Perhaps after you've had your fill of fowl and ale, there might be other services you can render a King. Hm?"
There it was. While she would have loved to draw the steel sword instead she simply arced an eyebrow.
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"The leshen won't be bothering the village anymore." This was a far cry from the city she had traveled from. The rural villages had always been touch and go. Sometimes they would do all they could to drive out a 'mutant' Witcher. Other times they were in such a dire situation they would do just about anything to get the assistance of a Witcher. Rather fortunately this village had been in a desperate state and had collected some fair coin.
"Oh thank ye Witcher! A thousand blessings upon ye!" the ealdorman was near gaunt with half his teeth missing but with news of the leshen being dealt with the stress that was nearly physically weighing him down seemed to melt away. His hands were shaking with relief as he handed over the promised purse. A leather clad hand accepted it and, as was always good procedure, the Witcher slipped it open to finger the coins and do a quick count. Coming back after half a day's ride to claim short pay was never any good.
"If I might say madam Witcher, I've got a bit o'extra coin tucked away, if I might convince ye on anything else ye might do for me?" the half toothed grin of the ealdorman was barely contained his excitement at the mere prospect. It was rare someone like her came to the village, with her fierce eyes and that long, golden braid hanging down over one shoulder. Armour concealing a body curved in all the right ways. When his words fell on her ears however she simply felt her shoulders drop. "You've got to be fucking kidding me."
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Hello~ I'm seeking a partner for a longterm RP based around a re-imaging of the Witcher, tweaking the lore so only women can be Witchers. We'll follow the adventurers of my Witcher (Witchess?) and delve into action, drama and of course sex. The above snippets are obviously making the joke that people constantly try to get my Witcher to ply a very different trade, we can certainly include that in some twist on the views people carry on Witchers in the actual canon lore.
I might advise I've only read some of the Witcher books, and it was quite a while ago. I played Witcher 2 & 3 and I very much enjoy the show. How much canon we actually want to use may vary but my point of reference is likely to be either the game or show moreso than the books.
In terms of kinks I'm happy with vaginal, oral & anal sex. I enjoy elements of light bondage, humiliation, (as noted above, playing with ideas of prostitution might be fun!), dubcon/noncon. I also enjoy some group play (preferably MFM). I should advise I am not looking for the 'defeated & fucked by monsters' trope. Please don't suggest it. Otherwise I'm normally try to be accomodating so if you have any idea for something fun I'm happpy to discuss working in other kinks!
An ideal partner would have strong interest in plotting & world building. If you are seeking to immediately jump into the RP I may not be the partner for you. While I'm seeking a partner with long term interest, due to RL commitments & a preference not to burn out I would prefer posting at a relaxed pace (though we can certainly chat & plot between posts). I use Discord for plotting & Google Docs for the RP exclusively. I also use face claims/playbys, almost exclusively actors/actresses in suitable attire (that is to say, please don't send me a pic a faceclaim in modern clothing, something somewhat appropriate for a fantasy/period setting please). To prove you have read this far, I ask you to mention your favourite monster from the Witcher in your PM title.
I'll also say PMs only please, and I would appreciate an opening message to include some of your own thoughts for the RP. Even if we don't use them it will let me know you can help out with plotting and I won't be caught carrying it. If you send me a very short message that does not display any capability to support the plot, I'm not likely to reply. Thank you!
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