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Hi! I'm Luke Inverluv of BAE4PAY, and I'm here to tell you a little bit about what we do.

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Picture this:

You're sitting in a coffee shop, all by yourself. Looking round, you see couples everywhere; young couples, old couples, couples of every kind. You see them all snuggling up to each other, or deep in conversation, or nervously eyeing the person across the table on a clear first date. You feel two things; that deep hollow ball of loss deep in the pit of your stomach, and the white-hot envy burning its way through your heart. You want company. You need company.

Or maybe this:

You're on a road trip, cross-country, going somewhere that'll take you ages to get to. As you drive along that lonely old highway, you find your mind wandering to the empty seat next to you, wishing that someone was there. Someone to talk to, to laugh with. Someone to keep you company. Keep you awake.

Or maybe this:

It's another family event. A reunion. A wedding. A birthday party. Whichever it is, you're hating it, because once more, you're without a plus one. Your granny's asked you once more when she's getting great-grandkids, and Aunt Sandra (that bitch) has dropped hints about the son of the family friend who'd be just perfect for you. And you come to a decision; just once, you want to come to one of these things with someone on your arm, just to see Sandra's stupid face.

Any of these sound like you? Of course they do, you lovely, lonely lady. You want a man of your own for a while or so, but through no fault of your own, you're a little lacking in the dude department right now. It's all good. Happens to the best of us, right?

So here at BAE4PAY, we've come up with the perfect solution. You tell us what kind of relationship you want, what kind of guy you want, how long you want him for, and in exchange for several monies, we'll send you the man you want.
Simple! Couldn't be easier, right?
Whether it's a couple of hours for a coffee date, or a lunch, or something longer term; a week at a destination wedding, a couple of weeks on vacation. Whatever. We can fill all your needs.

But don't just take my word for it! Just ask these satisfied customers:

When I booked Tom for a coffee date, I wasn't sure what to expect; what I got was a couple of the greatest hours of my life, with someone who instantly got me in every way possible

I booked Liam for the Strangers On A Plane package, and that man was worth every penny I paid for him

The look on everyone's faces when I turned up with Pete to my sister's wedding is a memory I will cherish forever

For a limited time only, we're offering you these SPECIAL OFFERS^OFFERSOFFERS

-Strangers On A Train. For the length of a cross-country journey, coast-to-coast, you'll get the man of your dreams, a private compartment, and a memory that'll last a lifetime.

-The tinder coffee date. As far as anyone knows, the two of you matched over a mutual love of (insert thing here). For a couple of hours, you'll get the best date you'll ever have. And if you want a second, or a third, or more? We offer package deals.

-It's a nice day for a white wedding. You need someone who looks good in a tux, can talk to grannies and nieces alike, and won't embarrass you on the dance-floor. We have that particular someone.

If you're interested, just drop us a message at BAE4PAY with the event you need someone for, a brief rundown of mental and physical preferences, and how long you want them for, and a customer service representative will be in touch just as soon as possible.

Until next time, I'm Luke Inverluv, and this is BAE4PAY

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