45 [M4F] I got you a dadbod for the holidays

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misteriguana is a male age 45 looking for a female

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Hi, hope you’re having a great day!

I’m married but in a dead bedroom. If that’s a dealbreaker for you, then move along. It doesn’t matter to me whether or not you are.

Looking for a funny, nerdy, liberal, sweet and sarcastic, woman who can hold a conversation whether it’s vanilla or sexy. Confident girls that melt into a puddle of cuddle when you’re comfortable with a partner, are attractive to me.

If you’re in the range of 20-35 we’ll probably hit it off, especially you prefer older men. If physicality is important to you, I don’t mind sharing pictures after we’ve vetted each other. You sharing yours is not a requirement but welcome if you’re comfortable.

I do prefer someone who’s more submissive, or at least switch … If you’re into power dynamics, I can scratch that itch.

I’m looking for someone who’ll stick around awhile. Not ghost after a night.

Let’s connect. If you’re a real human tell me your least favorite Christmas song before we swap accts

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