What is up and welcome!

If you made it here, then I hope it is because I have gotten your attention/peaked your interest in a good way. Don't be shy! I'm always looking for someone to talk to, share with, and learn from. Its my opinion that I don't know everything, especially the things you know, and I would like to learn that. This is especially true when it comes to kinkdom. I believe sex and fetishes should be enjoyed and shared, not locked away. I promise, im not going to bombard you with dick pics or ask you constantly for nudes, that is not my style nor do I believe it should be anyone's style. Maybe we will come to some understanding at some point, but we got to talk first!

If you got to my post because you want to tell me to "fuck off," well I am sorry I offended you and my "don't be shy" also applies to you. Let me see if I can understand what I did and fix it (if it can be fixed, if it cannot, then I guess have a good day!).

If you came to say "Fuck me!" Well then yes please! Also don't be shy!

Essentially, all I am saying is, stop by and say high!

== About Me ==

So About me! I always like to start with the vanilla and work my way to the naughtier center. I'm Caucasian and I'm what Gabriel Iglesias has described as "fluffy". I am in the process of trying to cut a few pounds, but mostly for health, because I know one thing is true, big can be beautiful, and I am a sexy beast! I like to think I'm fairly smart, and can be witty. I honestly do not take much too seriously and always try to have a fun and positive demeanor. If asked how tall, I would say 6', but we all know that means I'm 5'10"/5'11". I rock a beard that goes from being tame and under control to full wild man depending on how long I go between haircuts/shaves (and quarantine has made that go way to long a few times in the past, haha).

Now for the fun part everyone is looking for. I said I was fluffy, well that also applies to my ;). I'm above average in size (as long as we are taking the 5.1" average that a US male typically rocks, If we are talking the 6.9" average from Ecuador, I don't quite make that) but what I have been most complimented on is the girth. And I am totally ok with that, I am in no way trying to compete with some of the saber length schlongs that pop up on other parts of reddit. I am straight, and believe me, I wish I could be bi, but I have never been able to enjoy a encounter with a male I have had. I know it would open up a lot more potential fun experiences, but if it doesn't get me going, it doesn't get me going. I say that cause I have had more than one guy say "well you haven't tried my sucking skills yet," and to be honest, I don't want to.

With that said, and with my username as reference, I am a tit's man through and through. And I'm not just on the look out for big balloons, I find interest and potential fun in all the pairs I see and meet. A good brain, a nice ass, and a wet pussy can get me going, but tits will always help to finish the job. Speaking of what gets me going and finishes the job, my bdsmtest results are below laying out all my kinks. Some highlights I think are good to focus on. But first, how are you doing? I know, you are thinking, "man this guys is wordy!" Honestly, if you have gotten to this part, I'm impressed. I'm thinking about doing what some professors do and give you some extra points if you read this part. Message me with "The crow flies at midnight!" and I will give you 100 points. What are they for and do they mean anything.... We will just have to wait and see. Back to those highlights:

1. Dominant - 7 out of my top 10 deal with being a Dom in some way, shape or form. Ive had several different experiences in my time that has allowed me to tie someone down, bring a brat under control, and if a sub wanted it, go so far as degrade and the like. I like to think I'm flexible. My rules are not always the same for each sub. I try to cater them to their interests.

2. Voyeur - I LOVE TO WATCH/SPY. This has always been one of my biggest fetishes and kinks. Don't get me wrong, I’ll show off also (my exhibitionism is really high, and remember, I’m a sexy beast, at in my own head). Watching though, was something I was into before I explored being a dom. I think I became a dom to give me an excuse to watch those I commanded and often times, a voyeuristic item is found in most of my contracts.

Those are the big two points I wanted to highlight. The rest of the test is below. Stop by and lets talk about it!

== Results from bdsmtest == 100% Rigger 99% Dominant 97% Brat tamer 96% Voyeur 96% Degrader 95% Master/Mistress 93% Exhibitionist 84% Owner 83% Primal (Hunter) 80% Non-monogamist 68% Sadist 64% Experimentalist 51% Daddy/Mommy 34% Vanilla 31% Boy/Girl 25% Switch 17% Ageplayer 13% Pet 9% Primal (Prey) 7% Masochist 5% Submissive 4% Slave 4% Degradee 3% Brat 1% Rope bunny

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