Heyy! So this is probably going to be a bit long winded. I'm navigating my horny boat through a sea of sausages, therefore I better put some effort in in, right? If you're just too horned up to read it all, that's cool, the tldr is that I'm high as fuck, I'm rock hard and kinda bored of my own company. I'm also incredibly sleep deprived. This combination is proving to be very interesting. Come and be a part of my desire driven insanity.

A little about me, then. Bri'ish (London), 6ft3, slim, 420 friendly, wide variety of interests and I think I'm a good conversationalist, however, I'll let you be the judge and jury on that one. I have a high sex drive and let's face it, sitting around by myself and stroking my cock would be better if I had a fun new friend to share in the vibe with.

As far as kinks go, better to just ask me than me list them all here. To give you an idea, oral is my favourite, I love tits and I am a sucker for a sexy voice (I enjoy voice chats if I click with someone) Get under the surface and you'll find out much more. I guess I'm a soft/pleasure dom who occasionally likes to switch it up. Your pleasure is what matters the most. I love to show off and I have plenty of pics on my profile. Would be great if I met someone like minded but even if that's not your bag, message me anyway.

Limits are scat, incest, r_pe, anything illegal. Please be 18 Also, totally not interested in dudes, I get a lot of guys message me, and while I don't mean any offence, you're wasting your time.

If you're local then I'd love to hear from you. I'm open to meets at some point if I met someone I really click with. I don't mind where you are in the world though!

So anyway, enough blowing my own trumpet. I'd rather you blew it for me.

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