Hi. I'm Cru. I'm chronically ill. That's super un-sexy,however, it gives me a lot of time and brain power to flex my mental muscles in writing spicy content. Sometimes, this is just a chat with innuendo that starts around a discussion on punctuation, because I've mentioned that proper grammar is my kink. Y'all have no idea how steamy punctuation can get, and how many sexual innuendos I can make out of... well... a lot of things. (That's the clever part.) Really, I'm looking for a chat with a 30 male, (probably, although exceptions can be made) A dirty mind doesn't have to be a dumb one.

I'm a Reddit addict. I'm also tired of chatting with immature, obnoxious assholes, when I just want to tell my (fictional) stories and have witty banter with someone whose device has Autocorrect, and therefore they can spell and use grammar properly. I'm worth at least that, my friends. As are you, of course.

First of all, I’m not an OF girlie. In exchange for some sexy, stimulating chatter, I’ll be a good girl and even say, “Pretty please.” (which is actually pretty standard fare for me. I’ll happily submit. I’m a good little Princess. Yeah. Totally into being called 'good girl' and 'Princess,' and I think I had a pretty good childhood, so no, I don't understand it, either, but occasionally a 'Daddy' slips out of my mouth, or fingers, as it were.)

I'm Korean-American (that's a thing, apparently, and I find it weird, but I'll get it out of the way.) As for my hobbies, I like to sing, I like words, Hannibal (2013) NBC is my favorite thing ever (the series... not really the rest of the world), and I’ll happily talk about most topics! (I'm serious: One time, a dude and I had an entire conversation about sex and semi-colons.) and I’m a professional napper, because of chronic illness (Cerebral Palsy and Fibromyalgia. *I have a little fictional story that deals with what life is like living with a chronic illness with spicy on the side that I love to share!)

Proper grammar is my kink.