Hello! British guy here in the mood to be distracted. Since my tastes are quite broad, I'm going to give you a few options. So here's what I'm into at the moment:

American girls - I've always had a thing for American girls and I love chatting to yanks from different walks of life and parts of the country. Happy to go into why I'm so into you when we chat

Posh girls - Ditto for any posh/rich/spoilt women who happen across this post - I'll probably melt for you and I'm happy to chat about any SFW or NSFW topics.

Outfits - I've been really enjoying hearing about your favourite outfits and helping you choose some. If you've got a night out or an event coming up and need help deciding what to wear, let me know. Of course there are always bonus points for hoop earrings.

Forbidden fruit - let's chat about the people on our lives who we want to fuck but really shouldn't. Maybe it'll ruin a friendship or a relationship. Maybe you've done it before? I know I have and I'm more than happy to share stories.

Tell me about a recent night out - Simple one. If you've had a slutty night out recently I'd love to hear all about it. Tell me what you wore, who you were with, what you got up to.

Raver girls/party girls - At the moment I'm also into hedonistic party girls who don't give a fuck, especially if you like the raver girl look (bright colours, mesh, nipple tape etc)

Fucking friends - I have a groupsex fantasy where the women involved are all close friends. Have you fooled around with your mates? I'd love to hear about it.

Cum and cumplay - I really like women who are super into cum; taking it, messing around with it, swallowing it. If this is you, let me know. Bonus points if you like taking loads on unusual parts of your body.

Cheating stories - A simple one; let's swap stories of when we've cheated or fantasies about how we'd do it.

The Global Tit Parade - My quest to see a pair of tits from every country, state, and unrecognised territory in the world is always open. If you're the first entry from your area, you might just win a prize 🏆

Text me as an ex/past crush - Help me relive some good times by texting me as one of my former flames. There are a lot to choose from so if this interests you, I'll give you a list of options when you message me.

Text me as a mutually agreed celeb - Ditto the above except as a celebrity, maybe even one who I've (briefly) met in real life?

18 only obviously.

Hope one of these topics appeals to you 🙏