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Hello all,
I'm a freelance translator and writer who is a big fan of putting off the work that I have to do for more fun things. PlayStation, porn, play piano, cook food...basically I will do anything to avoid my projects.
Today I thought I'd try and find a fellow depraved Redditor for role-playing, sexting, or just talking about our deepest, darkest fantasies to keep me horny and distracted for the day.
I'm 29, Irish, living in Germany, 183cm tall with a man bun and a beard, a few ear piercings, a deep voice and Irish accent, and I'm well-built and well-hung. I'm not really fussed about what you look like or who you are, as long as the conversation is stimulating in whatever form it takes*.
So why don't you hit me up and let me tell you all the ways I'd leave you in a quivering, aching, cum-soaked mess on your bed, or role-play how my friends and I come home from golfing to gangbang you, my 1950s housewife, send each other links to our favourite pornos, or outfits wed like to dress each other up in before tearing them off (or whatever else you are into, I'm open to almost anything).
I hope to hear from you :)
*if your profile is suspiciously empty and/or new, I will ask you to verify yourself. I'm not a pic collector, nor do I care what you look like, I just want to make sure I'm not wasting my time with a bot.
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