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43 [M4F] - looking to chat with a woman as vulgar and pervy as I am
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funchatstuff is a male age 43 looking for a female
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Iā€™m just a pretty typical middle aged dad who is often bored at my wfh home job and hoping for some good old fashioned nasty and vulgar sex chat to pass the time. Pics, vids, and voice are great too, but I wonā€™t pester for them.

Iā€™m not into role play at all, but I love casual, X rated chats about fantasies and experiences etc. If you happen to be an exhibitionist who loves vulgar compliments about her body, even better. Iā€™m a great match for women with a praise kink.

So you know what youā€™re getting into, hereā€™s some of the pervy shit that makes my cock hard:

All things group sex. Wet messy unprotected creampie sex. Hairy cunts (and armpits too). A good titty fuck, even from girls with small tits. Mild pee fun. Groping and ā€œforciblyā€ undressing women. Brown girls.

To name a few.

Even though Iā€™m a perv, I do have limits. I mostly donā€™t like any dark or violent stuff. Iā€™m just not the stereotypical alpha chimp type. Also, it should go without saying, I want nothing to do with animals, blood scat etc.

Also, Iā€™m not interested in anyone offering ā€œprofessionalā€ services or looking for a sugar situation. Iā€™m a millennial and a dad, so if youā€™re looking for money, youā€™re barking up the wrong tree.

Adults only, please.

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