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Life as a Sapiosexual is pretty bonkers, I literally can't get turned on by the typical "sexting" without some jokes and some wit thrown right into it. "I want to fuck you" is eh. "I want you to juggle my nuts like I was hiding Frodo's ring and Middle Earth depended on it, better"
All jokes aside, I'm just looking for a fellow person who knows how to string sentences together and just chat, I joke about sucking dick a lot so perfectly made (sexual?) innuendos always get a bonus point out of me, but if the joke is "your mouth, my dick, gluck" it might not make me laugh
I'm interested in video-games, memes, politics, hiking. I just need someone I can banter with without taking ourselves too seriously. I can even chat with political "rivals"
I've worked as a sex worker and now working in office, always looking to spend some time.
Though you have to understand in order to "slide" to my DM's Reddit is like a valley of "Hello's" technically I see all messages if your message stands out, I'll chat with you, if not it means that you are just the 99%
tip: I've got 108 unread messages that start the same i.e "Hello" "hi" "hi i'm jake 25 years old, do you like younger people?" "Hey I'm M50 from Florida, My Wife Doesn't Know about this"
tip number 2: I don't want to meet you anywhere else, if you just see me as a sex object with the hopes I'll sext with you, I'm sorry this post isn't for you.
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