Hello there,

I'm going to try and be very direct with this. Might not be sexy but I'm gonna give it a try so that anyone who sees this knows what the expectations are. I think if can find someone who feels the same way we can have a lot of fun. After hanging around here a while I think I am beginning to understand what it is I want from all of this. So, here's the deal:

I'm posting on reddit, you're reading this, why? Here's my take on it. I'm a single guy, I don't have too much going on IRL. I get bored, I get lonely, I jerk off. I think it's pretty much the modern cycle for lots of us who are online a lot. What I would like, my dream, is to find a partner. Someone who, every so often, I can message and chat to and ask, "Wanna do it?"

No answer, or ideally a 'not right now', and no issue I go on with my day. If we catch the right time and can chat then great. The goal is to find someone who I can learn their like and dislikes, find links/gifs or just dirty talk that they will like, and know that the other person is enjoying their time as much as me. Part of that for me is to have a quick, responsive chat from both sides where we can trade links, comment on pictures, and tell each other how we feel and what we are doing.

What turns me on most about the whole concept of reddit chat is the idea that for 10 mins, half an hour, whatever it is, someone else in the world is actively typing to you and enjoying themselves just like you are and putting in effort to make it more enjoyable than it would be solo. I guess that's what I try to bring to the table with my partners

Sounds a bit mechanical spelling it out, but honestly I think when it comes to two people hooking up like this anonymously, boundaries are good or someone's time is getting wasted. I would want things to be open, honest, genuine and flirty, without having to actually worry about the reality of it all. I'm a guy, I'm not special. But if I can talk dirty and show you pictures of much hotter guys then to me thats a recipe for a good time.

Maybe this sounds like a very elaborate roleplay prompt. It definitely sounds like the manifesto of some sort of insane man. But I'd any of what I've said resonates with you, then come say hi and tell me how I've managed to overthink online anonymous dirty chatting!