If you can't make a man cum, you should get trained. We'd need a pair of uncomfortably tight and high heels, a wooden ruler, a generic IKEA coffee table, small with sharp edges, a big piece of plastic foil, and duct tape.

Initially, I put a timer on for two minutes, and you have exactly that to make me cum. No doubt, you will fail. Now spread the plastic protection and put the small table in the middle. Put your chest on it and I will duct tape your thighs on two of the table's legs while your knees are touching the ground. I will use some duct tape under the table and behind your back to be sure that you are fixed right there. Bonus, I will duct tape your palms together behind your head, for you to be as uncomfortable as possible pressed against the table.

The spanking would consist of two minutes of slapping your pussy and ass cheeks with my palms, to tender the area, and three minutes of spanking with the wooden ruler, where your pussy lips and your clit would get some extra attention. For the final touch, I will take a seat on your back, with my legs spread left and right, with me facing your butt. The last slaps with the ruler will be along your thighs while two fingers from my left hand will rest inside your pussy. When you are wet enough, I will use your pussy to cum but without making it an easy ride. I will press my chest against your back to put as much pressure as possible, pulling your hair, etc. After I cum, you will be untied, except for the palms behind your head, and you will face the corner of the room while still wearing your tight high heels.

"This is because you failed to make me cum. The history will repeat again and again until you learn to make me happy. I think that you need to reflect on that."

In the meantime, I go and fix a plate with a few bites on it, and I put it on the table along with a glass of water.

"The creampie made me at least relax, so here's your prize. Eat it, without using your hands, you can also go take a piss, again without being able to use your hands, but after that, you will take again the corner position. You need to reflect on a better blowjob and you can speak only when you think you can make me cum."

"When you are ready to suck my dick, I will untie your hands and take off your shoes, and you will be allowed to take a shower and make yourself pretty for me. This time you will have three minutes before getting punished for failure. Failure would mean shoes, table, spanking and so on. The only minutes of comfort will be when you suck my dick. I will think about methods for you to <buy> extra minutes of sucking dick by making you do whatever you normally find to be despicable."

So... That is the main idea. What do you think it's missing? And, to be sure that you read everything, tell me your time zone. I'm in Central Europe. And I don't respond to just a "hi", only to ideas. Take into account that I am old and experienced.