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Audition me to become your personal cunnilinguist. Think of me as another service provider that you use. It may be more personal than the lady who does your nails, or your beautician, but you know that it's important and very healthy to have your pussy eaten out regularly so you can enjoy multiple intense orgasms to release all the stress in your body.
WITH decades of experience in the oral arts, if you want to enjoy incredible pleasure read what I have to say and lets chat. You have nothing to lose and an amazing tongue that loves to lick, pleasure and suck for hours.
For starters I am for real and know many females have never had a guy go down on them for a half hour, let alone even more than an hour or more. That I can if we meet.
If do we meet, just *think* about the work I'll put into your pussy.
I love to eat pussy (and on occasion more) and been told I'm very good at it, I'm focused on your pleasure and happy to orally please a woman pretty much anyway she wants, for as long as she wants,with the sole goal being to maximize the height and duration of her pleasure while offering her as many orgasms as possible.
To Whom It May Concern:
This clean shaven (because a beard between your legs can be very annoying), well educated older white male, who has over a half century of experience in the Oral Arts seeks new opportunities to give you the pleasure you deserve. All I want is to hear your high quality moans of mind blowing pleasure and vastly increased orgasm productivity while I feel your body having very intense orgasms as your legs squeeze my face many times. My passion for delivering top notch oral service makes you the top priority with all goals focused on delivering satisfaction above and beyond your wildest expectations.
MY QUALIFICATIONS:
Over 50 years of experience in the oral arts.
Strong Oral Communication and Toungemanship
Attention to Detail with excellent Body Language Interpretation
Exploration & Assessment Skills with the ability to rapidly incorporate new data
The Work Ethic, Patience & Determination to bring even the toughest customer full satisfaction
Goal and Results Driven to exceed quotas and break orgasm delivery records
Stamina, Endurance and Flexibility to Work Long Hours in Multiple Positions
Multi-Tasker skilled at using fingers and tongue simultaneously
Talented Fingers and Hands skilled in Caressing and Massage
Self-Motivated and works well with or without detailed direction
Fluent in Lip Reading, Braille and Vaginese
COMPENSATION DESIRED:
The sight of your pussy (whether shaved, trimmed or natural) spread for my skilled tongue as they get glistening wet and reveal your clit for me to swirl my tongue around
The sound of your moans, sighs, purrs and shouts of pleasure as you cum on my tongue
The taste of your sweet candy center as I savoir bursts of your intoxicating nectar over and over
The feel of your thighs quivering, hips gyrating, back arching and your slick smoothness caressing my face
The scent of your womanhood through every stage of arousal and release as many times as you want
The pride of not just my face soaked, but your pussy, thighs and the sheets
No other payment desired and no reciprocation required unless you want to
SERVICES OFFERED INCLUDE:
Pussy Eating: Just plain old, no bells and whistles, go to town pussy eating
Ass Eating (For Recurring Guests): Rarely on a first encounter, but very likely in an ongoing arrangement, if you want.
Face sitting: My lips, tongue, mouth and face to be uses as your throne for your pleasure as you sit or grind for as long as you like. Keep me around until you are satisfied, can't cum anymore, have things to do or feel like kicking me out.
Breast polishing: I can suck your breasts and nipples anyway you want or desire.
Pussy Worship/Queenly Oral Servicing: Being pleasured while you relax and enjoy whatever else you wish. Just lay back and relax, file your nails, drink your coffee, tea or sip some wine, have some chocolate, candy or ice cream, enjoy a book or movie, chat with your friends on the phone, work remotely too. You are in charge so it's all up to you.
Me Being Your Sensual Oral Submissive Toy: Make me kneel at your sweet alter, give me your orders, control my tongue, use my face and tongue like a toy to masturbate with.
You Being My Sensual Oral Submissive Toy: If you prefer to be the one (appearing) to have less control,I can certainly hold you down to be ravished with your thighs apart to be devoured while forcing orgasm after orgasm from you until it's so good it hurts, leaving you spent, exhausted and unable to cum anymore (some women have loved a little dirty taking, tease, edging, denial and even some light pussy spanking).
At Request: Shorter sessions considered if you don’t have hours to spend writhing in pleasure
At Request: Kissing, cuddling, massage and more (just let me know what you enjoy because my equipment is in excellent working condition, very thick, cut and long lasting).
CORPORATE CULTURE:
No experience necessary.No matter whether you’ve enjoyed this kind of thing recently, it’s been a long time or never done it before at all. I’m happy to work with all levels of experience
No reciprocation required, but customer service is our middle name and I'm happy to do what it takes to accommodate your preferences and leave you satisfied
No long term contract required, though possible recurring freelance work is highly preferred
Very equal opportunity. Any race, age, relationship status or sexual preference. Open to older women, lesbians & most body types, including mom bods & cute BBWs
Must be of legal working age
NSA/FWB connections only, recurring preferred, but not seeking a relationship. I’m just as happy to just be a nameless tongue to satisfy your urges with no conversation needed when the mood strikes, as I am to to engage in conversations or texts when you are in the mood. You know I will have a good time but it will be up to you if you will continue to need my services.
Discretion guaranteed, time & privacy respected, communication at your preference. I won't press about if you want to see me again, & if you make clear you do I'm happy to stay in touch, but I won't email/message more than once every few weeks, unless you request otherwise. It's not about lack of interest, but waiting for a clear invitation from your since this is about you.
SERVICE AREAS:
All points reachable within Manhattan, Queens & Long Island
At motel with ceiling mirrors on LI so you want watch me perform or another location. Or I can come to your place or if you are in the area on business/vacation, to your hotel room.
DEAL BREAKERS:
Not seeking a relationship (but no issue if *you* want to chat and be friendly)
Not comfortable going down on those into groups, but I am fine servicing you and one or two of your friends together or alone too. Again no reciprocation required, so this isn’t about sex with me, unless you request it. (No issue with the occasional threesome).
Nothing more than mild submissive play (No receiving pain, degradation, pegging, no photos unless my face is hidden or being restrained - though restraints may be possible in ongoing arrangements).
No escorts or tribute. I’m not looking to pay or be paid. (Again with recurring arrangements delivery of some treat to eat or drink is an option, but that’s within reason and not meant to be or feel - to either of us - like a payment)
NOTES:
I’m just a kinky guy that loves to devour pussy. Historically I’m not submissive in my personal, professional or sex life. I have always enjoyed just plain old pussy eating & face sitting, but recently its expanded to mild sensual oral submission and or domination.
Happy to send pics, speak by phone, and/or meet for coffee to verify and get comfortable
I do not smoke or consume alcohol
I'm white, 6', 200, well educated, non smoker, do not drink (only your juices) clean shaven, dad type body, still have 2/3 of my hair left.
While I can host at a motel on LI, I can also travel to you.
Your pussy can be natural, trimmed or shaved. It does not matter to me. I will require for you to soap and thoroughly clean your ass before I eat it.
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