hello, good people. hope you're doing well in this covid christmas season. thank baby jesus 2020 is almost FINALLY over!

i'm looking for an EXPERIENCED woman who is open and willing. the more experience you have, the better it will definitely be. i'm not in any kind of rush, so we can get to know each other before doing anything.

i welcome women of all colors, shapes, and sizes. these are NOT necessities, but i'm very attracted to women with a lot of tattoos and/or are thick/curvy.

we can also be friendly, as i'm not just looking for sex. i have netflix, disney, prime, bell, and IPTV. we can watch all kinds of movies and shows. i also have both canadian and US versions of netflix. why am i mentioning this? because those fuckers down there have a LOT more content than we do.

about me:

absolutely nothing about my disability is mental. my thinking is perfectly fine. i'm also very mobile(can walk for hours) and very independent. i'd say i can do 90% of the daily activities of what people without any glaring disability can do. i've never had a girlfriend. and i've never gotten off to a woman's touch before. maybe you can be the one to finally get me off? if you have the patience, why not give it a try?

the one thing i do have is a big cock. it's been a huge waste so far. but i'm finally trying to use it after all these years(during a godamn pandemic of all things. but it's a start, right?). i'm a clean man. i shower at least once a day, every day and keep my private parts very clean. i always keep my body smelling good.

i'm 5'10(?), 145 pounds, slim, brown eyes, brown hair(growing it), and a ton of women have told me that i have very nice lips. i'm someone who fucking adores positivity, is fucking goofy, and just an overall nice fucking guy. i'll do/say stupid fucking things just to make you laugh. you can categorize me as a clown. if you're sensitive about anything, let me know. don't just get mad and slap me. (i can't do anything about my weight. it's due to my disability)

other info:

since this is covid christmas season...for the potheads, i'll get some marijuana brownies and edibles for us. i've never tried them myself, and want some motivation. i'm also a drinker(not an alcoholic. RELAX!). so we can get fucked up and have some fun.

i'm willing to hook up with your wife/girlfriend, on 2 conditions...

1. you cannot be present. i'm definitely not comfortable with a man eyeballing me.
2. i need to have a talk with your woman. i just wanna make sure she knows exactly what she's getting into and is as comfortable as possible. so she doesn't walk in and says "W in TF!!" and proceeds to kick your ass. someone already tried to do this shit to his wife. i told him to tell her multiple times. but after i asked to talk to her, he didn't message me back. how fucking deceitful and disrespectful can some douchebags be to knowingly withhold crucial information from their wives/girlfriends in something like this?! like what in the fuck is she going to think when she sees me?! some people are just ridiculous...smh.

i know it will be difficult for anyone to be with someone like me. i will not act as if it's going to be easy. it'll be a challenge for the both of us. but we can at least try, right?

so are you willing to accept the challenge?

respectfully, NO men please. this means that if you have a cock, i'm NOT interested at all.

my cock (NSFW!) = https://i.imgur.com/twO5I6a.jpg https://i.imgur.com/D9xbmAV.mp4

i'll send you a pic of what i look like if you're interested. i'll also be happy to answer any questions you have. stay safe. :)