I don’t care if it’s at the end of a long, hot day, or if you just spent an hour on an elliptical at the gym. On the contrary - I can’t think of a better time for me to bury my face in your ass than when it’s juicy and ripe, glistening with sweat. That’s when your musk is most powerful, and your pheromones most intoxicating.

So what if it’s been a day (or two) since your last shower? All the more reason for you to put it off a little longer and let me run my nose up and down your crack, inhaling your filthy scent until I’m drunk with lust. Push back and grind against me until my lips, cheeks, chin, etc. are covered, marked with that scent. I want to be able to smell your stink on me long after I’ve finished worshipping you.

Nothing makes my mouth water more than the heady aroma wafting out from between your cheeks - it gets me salivating as soon as I catch my first whiff. And after spending at least twenty minutes huffing it, I’d have an abundance of saliva I can put to good use licking you clean.

With you on your knees and elbows, I’d plant my mouth at the bottom of your crack, just above your aching pink slit. I’d give you one more sniff before slowly dragging my tongue up over your winking hole, painting it with a thick layer of my spit as I go. The tangy, salty flavor of your dirty pucker would only cause me to drool even more uncontrollably, and I’d let it flow freely out of my mouth and back down between your cheeks. I’d slurp my way back to where I started, sucking up our tasty mixture of ass juices, sweat, and spit, savoring its flavor as I start the second of however many passes it takes to satisfy my hunger.

I could go on but, considering my mouth is actually watering from writing this, it’s probably best to continue this in private conversation. So what do you say? Can I sniff and eat your sweaty, unwashed ass?

My kinks: anal/ass play (both giving and receiving), rimming, ass-to-mouth, sweat, musk/scent play, spit, dirty talk (the filthier, the better), body hair (especially ass, armpits, and bush), and watersports.