My ex and her Mum discussed penis size, including my friend’s ‘whopper’
So I was in a relationship for several years between 25-30 with a woman who had a close relationship with her Mum.
Her Mum, now 51, was undeniably a bit of a foxy mama.
One of the hottest things I’ve ever heard was that both my ex and her Mom discussed penis size regularly.
I first discovered this when I learnt that my ex, who had seen my friends penis during a dare, had talked to her Mum about it.
We were going for dinner one night and my ex’s Mum asked who’d be there. My ex listed the names of my friends and her Mum, thinking I was out of ear shot said ‘Ryan, he’s the one with the whopper of a penis isn’t he?’.
I over heard this and I could see my ex looked startled when I walked back into the room.
On another occasion, we all had a hot tub night at my ex’s Mums house and later on when recalling the event my ex said to her Mum ‘Ryan got his schlong out on the patio to get changed so check the cctv for that…’ prompting her Mum to giggle.
I absolutely freaking love that her and her milfy Mom sat around with a glass or two of wine discussing big dicks!
I’d love to sit there and have a chat with you about this.
Perhaps we talk about what it is they would say to one another or the texts they’d exchange?
Maybe we discuss the shameful thoughts they have about the fact size actually doesn’t matter and my dick isn’t big enough.
We can brainstorm an ideas but the central premise is that my ex and her milfy Mum discussed cock size.
End your first message with ‘7 inches when floppy’ to let me know you’ve seen this and you understand the premise.
Subreddit
Post Details
- Posted
- 5 hours ago
- Reddit URL
- View post on reddit.com
- External URL
- reddit.com/r/DirtyR4R30P...