I’m 35, married, with 3 kids and more chaos than a circus. Beard, tattoos, piercings – basically, the Norse Viking style ran into a metal band and stayed for drinks. The Devil sent me to Earth because, well, even Hell has its standards. Nerd to the core, with too many hobbies: cooking (aka experimenting on loved ones), photography, outdoor shenanigans, writing, movies, and board games. My humor? Darker than your ex’s soul. Cats? I’ve got them on my skin and prowling around my house like they own the place – because they do.
Who am I looking for? You? Adult, preferably alive and over 30 (but not fossilized). Age doesn’t matter as long as you can keep up the banter. I’m here for the spark, the eyebrow-raising conversations, and flirty exchanges that make you question your sanity. Photo swap? Sure, after we confirm neither of us is the boogeyman (too many trolls out here already).
And the fine print: I’m looking for a longer, secret online/chat relationship or friendship with some spice. If you’re an OnlyFans model or similar – no offense, but I’m not paying for attention. I’m after a genuine connection, not a subscription.
Feeling brave? Message me, and let’s see if we can fan the flames of this chaos.
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