Once upon a time, I posted here. I talked with some lovely people. Really, tremendous people but life got in the way and connections fizzled.

As ever seems to be the case I'm in the middle of a busy period of life, so what better way to distract myself than with one of my favorite topics, kink and domination ?

So who the fuck am I? I’m 32, a Project Manager in Engineering and a dom or a master, depending on who’s asking and how invested you are in labels. I'm 6"1, broad, bearded and passionate. I live for the outdoors or anything that will keep my hands busy and my mind free - yes I'm a bit fidgety and my mind can wander, so I'd love you to be the thing that focuses my wandering mind.

I don’t particularly care how much experience, if any, you have. Experience is a poor substitute for enthusiasm or a good attitude, and if given a choice, I’d take the latter every time. And let’s be honest—this shit ain’t exactly rocket science. Being able to tease you, dominate you, and be a half-way decent human being in the process—now that I think of it, so many of us struggle with the last one, so maybe it is rocket science.

As a dom, I’m kinky and generous, nurturing and as strict as you’ll allow me to be. I’m eminently adaptable, and I find a lot of things enjoyable. I’ve got few things I need in a BDSM configuration, with the exception of some sexual aspect. I’m a pervert and proud of it, damn it. Part of what I enjoy is finding out where our interests overlap, and discovering new things I never thought I’d like. I’d like to do a lot of things with you, including denying you orgasms, making you beg, butt stuff, subjecting you to humiliating dirty talk, and as much pain as you’re willing to take.

Well, maybe not as much pain. Some of you are real freaks. But it ain’t my place to judge. We can talk. I also like to be told what a great dom I am, so if you’d just like to skip to the praise, I’m cool with that too.

What I look for in a submissive entity would include an adventurous, responsive personality; a good sense of humor; and an interest in all variety of kinky shit. I’d like you to be clever and feisty. Someone I’d actually be friends with, in addition to ordering you to put stuff in your butt.

I’d like to talk to you for a bit, get to know you, the whole shebang. It can be in a sexy, flirty way. In fact, it should be! That sounds great! But just jumping in and being like “daddy I need u to punish me hard” is like, well, okay, you’re either a dude or a bot programmed to sound like a shitty porn star or a dude programmed to be a porn star sounding like a shitty bot. Charm me, and I’ll charm you back.

But again, I’m flexible! Unless your sole fetish is, like, dinosaur-on-unicorn nuru massage and you know, I wouldn’t even shoot that down immediately. I’d prefer to exchange a few messages here on Reddit, and then move to a better platfrom. I’d like some visual reference, because as much as I’d like to believe you’re an eighteen year old blonde girl with 32DD tits, I can’t shake the feeling that you’re a 44-year od dude named Ted.

In fact, because I’m fundamentally a pervert, I’d love for this to eventually involve picture and video exchange at a certain point, with or without face, depending on how much of a horrible person you think I might secretly be.

I’ll also say that, like most people, I’m most attracted to beautiful people, but that also, like most people, my definition of beauty is neither purely physical nor totally objective and static. Most of y’all probably got some beauty, somewhere, deep down.

I’d like you to be female, someway, somehow. Usually, that means cis-female, but not exclusively. I identify as heterosexual, but who knows, maybe it’s all about the boobies. If you’re straight up cis-male, I’m not interested—sorry, man. And like, dudes, if you’re on here to pretend to be a lady, fine, whatever, but at least scrub your post history. Hell, that goes for literally anyone messaging anyone on reddit—the first thing anyone does is look at your posts to see if you’re worth talking to for more than fifteen seconds.

This was long, but if you’re who I’m looking for, you probably at least didn’t completely hate reading it. If that’s you—message me. If not, you should probably message me anyway