First and foremost I'm looking for a friendship, with at least a little edge of naughty (this is the dark corner of Reddit, after all 😉). But that can take many forms, and I don't really want to define it down to just a single one. But some possibilities: - Someone to share those dark and filthy memes that are just too much for your friends and colleagues. - Someone who you can just outright tell how horny and frustrated you are, and who will be happy to lend a hand. - Someone who won't judge you (much 😜) about that kink you're into.

Just someone that'll make me smile when I open my phone and see they've replied. It would be great to make a real connection and get to know someone; and if you're the type that enjoys sharing some naughty pics, then I'd love to see you. If not, then I'm completely fine with that too; I promise I won't even ask.

So about me. I'm 38, happily married with three kds and I live in the UK. I work as a software tester, mainly from home; so 3 days a week I have loads of "free" time to chat. I also do some private maths & physics tuition on the side, which I really love. I enjoy reading - mostly scifi & fantasy; big favourites include Hitch-Hikers' Guide to the Galaxy, Michael Crichton (Jurassic Park, Prey, Timeline...), Terry Pratchett (Thief of Time, Thud!, Going Postal), John Wyndham (Day of the Triffids, The Chrysalids), The Hobbit, Evergence. I also play quite a lot of board games; Root, Kingsburg, Ticket to Ride, Quacks of Quedlinburg... And I'm a bit of a tech geek too: my home server here has over 30TB of storage, over 10TB of which is TV shows 😁

Oh, and I also love to write and share my smutty short stories.

About you; well, other than being from, or adjacent to, The Netherlands, I don't mind really - I want to find out as we chat. Be up for a laugh and some flirting, and interested in having a good conversation. Speak English, but it doesnt need to be perfect; im happy to be some practise for you. Just be genuinely you.

Why Dutch? Well my wife is Dutch, and I currently have a 1330 day streak learning it on Duolingo. So while I don't know enough to hold a lot of our conversations in Dutch, I'd like to be able to use it a bit here and there where I can, and hopefully improve.

I've made some amazing connections in the past, some have come and gone, and some I'm still in touch with. I really hope to find some new friends.