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49 [M4F] #LosAngeles -- The 49 Year Old (Almost) Virgin
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averageoldnobody is a male age 49 looking for a female in Los Angeles, CA
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As my username implies, I'm old, I'm average, I'm almost a virgin.

I've only had sex once in my life and that was when I was 25 years old.

I've always been socially awkward, not good with people so I never really had the courage or skills to do anything with anyone, the one time was a girl I worked with, a work party, she was drunk found out I was a virgin and decided to "relieve me of that burden" as she put it. That was it.

I'm 49 years old, 5'11", 200 lbs, white guy. Not especially attractive but not too ugly, either. Just average.

Like I said, I'm not good with people and my life is busy, I work a full time job and I'm the caregiver for my parents, both elderly and in bad health, so on top of not being able to interact well with people I don't have a lot of time to myself, either.

But I'm a human being, I'm kind of lonely, I have desires and wants and I would like to have sex again. It couldn't be at my house for obvious reasons, it couldn't be right away I would need time to schedule a nurse for my folks. But I would very much like to just spend some time with a pretty woman.

This isn't likely to happen, I know. But...what the hell, right?

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