As per the title, we're looking for a woman who is the "right kind" of weird; not a sociopath, not obsessed over something to the point it becomes their entire personality and certainly not a husband posing as his wife (we've encountered all of these before and more in our 18 months of looking, unfortunately).

So...

About us:

Affair-having couple from the UK (yes, we're not technically a couple, but in our eyes we are and if you met us in the street you would expect we were too)

Him: M is 37, 6’4”, dark hair, refers to himself as having a dad bod with an average dick that’s girthy and smooth (which V is very complimentary of). Interests: indie/rock, films, motorsports, gaming and random things. Located: North West

Her: V is 44, 5’8”, curvy ("yes I’ve a tummy on me" she says) natural looking fake tits and absolutely covered in ink, tongue pierced with changeable hair colour. Interests: documentaries, indie/rock music, Wicca, motorsports and random things. Located: West Midlands

About you:

Discreet, Female, marital status is unimportant, aged 27-50, curvy, bisexual/bi-curious, chatty and not put off by our "situation" and if you're reading this, include the term "spider dance" in your message. Interests: some common ground with the above Located: definitely within the UK, ideally somewhere that we'd be able to relatively easily organise a meet up should things go well.

You must be happy to chat initially on here with M, before moving to 👻 for a group chat with us both, where we can all verify who we are with a live pic and gauge mutual attraction.

About this:

Ideally we don't want it to be just a one time thing, if we click we would like it to be ongoing, nor do we want to dwell online for too long, essentially acquiring a pocket-based flirtationship.

If this sounds like something which interests you, get in touch!