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**30 [F4M] #California/Anywhere Seeking Stimulating Sexy Conversations from Genuine Humans**
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AbsurdBird69 is a female looking for a male in California
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Hello beautiful sexy people of Reddit! I'm on the hunt for some captivating Saturday night conversation partners who are looking to spend time chatting about everything and nothing at the same time. Let's get lost talking about sexual liberation, trade selfies and playlists, debate what jarred pasta sauce tastes the best (it’s Rao’s), flirt with each other relentlessly and tell each other our dirtiest secrets.

—Vanilla Me— • I'm a 29-year-old, short(5’2), chubby, cute, fun-loving individual from California. I have brown hair and pretty blue eyes. • I'm an avid reader, some of the time writer, full time crochet lover, music aficionado and a terrible guitar player, total cooking enthusiast who's constantly on the hunt for new recipes, and prime connoisseur of trashy reality TV. • I'm looking for serious individuals interested in forging a long-term connection that could blossom from friendship to something more. • Lover of late night conversations, a good whiskey or red wine, pretty girls, the smell after it rains, hilltop sunrises, cute boys with long hair and tattoos, doing things by candlelight at night, fictional historical romance novels, smoking a good joint, going yarn shopping, pretty flowers, clean laundry, picking fruit, and putting my feet in the sand

—Kinky Me— I’m a freaky title switch that loves to please and be pleased. I’ve been in the lifestyle for nearly 10 years now. I’m well versed in kink. Some of my kinks include (but not limited to) •Role-Playing, Sensory Play, Voyeurism and Exhibitionism, Spanking, Bondage, Fetish Fun, Nasty Dirty Talk, Power Exchange, Light Impact Play, Orgasm Control, Degradation and Praise, Sensual Massage, Shibari, Body Worship, Wax Play, Light Breath Play, and DDLG

—You— •Can actually hold a conversation and communicate like a normal human being •Are an experienced kinkster •Share some of my kinks •Are cute and fun and open minded as hell •Respectful of my boundaries and needs •Willing to not ghost me

If any of these tidbits pique your interest or resonate with you, don't hesitate to drop me a message. Let's embark on a journey of engaging conversations and, who knows, perhaps even some restful nights (or not so restful) together. Looking forward to hearing from you all!

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5 months ago