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Unfortunately it's seen better days and now in the autumn of its life it seeks a patient female over 18 willing to spring it back to life and put a big smile on my face. I get hard with and without Viagra, but need stimulation to get rock hard.
I will be honest and admit that my penis is very lonely very frequently. Because I'm close to 70, although I post few females are interested in taking a chance on meeting thinking that it perhaps fails every now and then or is just shriveled up and looks horrible. It needs a skilled mouth or soothing hands to mature to its very thick ejaculatory state. While I will admit to failure every now and then, but that even happens to younger men, it does work, it lasts, it is very thick & cut and is very clean with a shaved scrotum aka balls. Perhaps you will meet it and make it smile when I am in Las Vegas.
Due to being almost 70, this which is very very thick and cut with a mushroom head and shaved balls, at times does not do what it is supposed to. It takes some stimulation to rise these days because it is a senior Penis and needs TLC but it does rise slowly when tongue or hand activated. And once inside a wet vagina it feels rejuvenated but takes forever to finish, but just stays hard for a very very long time particularly round 3 when it lasts well over an hour when treated nicely. If you just sit on it and do not do much at times it may wilt.
I hope that if it malfunctions that you will be nice about it and not make me feel really bad. That has happened to me now that my penis is older and it's a terrible feeling knowing that this never happened and now it does every now and then because it needs regular stimulation. Regardless of how hot you look it does not naturally get fully erect without stimulation.
When not pleasured, it at times reacts like a piece of well cooked pasta instead of like a piece of uncooked pasta which is nice and rigid. I will not take anti anxiety meds because of this but hope you are supportive and understanding in the unlikely event of a malfunction. Premature malfunctions are definitely a thing of the past. So if you know how to properly treat an old penis, then write to me. Make it spring back up to life and put a big smile on my face.
Now who am I. I am older, but look good for my age and can send nude pictures to prove it. I am white, 6' 200, well educated, non smoker, do not drink or take drugs. Besides my penis (which is called Junior, Herman or Mush) I have excellent oral skills and you can ride my face for as long as you want to. Or just lay back and let me enjoy feasting between your legs.
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