No, that's not code for being a trans chaser. Trans women are women as far as I'm concerned. And if you're trans / femme and this post speaks to you, feel free to drop me a line.

Now that we've addressed that, I realize this isn't for everyone. No, I don't have some far-right view of how women should behave and that they all belong in the kitchen. Nor do I think that all women are objects. But at this point in my life I can safely and unapologetically say that I love fake women.

Fake nails. Fake lashes. Fake tits. Filled lips. High maintenance. Full blown makeup addict. Puts on a full face just to lay on the couch with me. That's my type.

Oh. So you want a trophy wife.

God, no. Hard pass. I don't want someone to enjoy all my hard earned money while they kick back and do fuck-all during the day.

Then obviously you want a bimbo.

No thank you. Look, no shame to all the wonderful bimbos out there but the idea of taking a pink, cock-obsessed, airhead to my company functions sounds absolutely cringe-worthy. Blow-up-doll lips and basketball sized bolt-ons don't appeal to me either.

So who is it that you want?

I want the perfect fit. I want someone who believes I'm worthy of their submission but eats other men for lunch. Her hyper femininity is the perfect counter-balance to my quiet masculinity. We feed off of each other. Push each other to become the absolute best versions of ourselves. She knows exactly how to wield her femininity to get what she wants.

So if that resonates with you, either because you are that person or because you want to become that person, drop me a message. Lets spend the evening discussing our roles in our ideal relationship, the beauty of ritual in a BDSM dynamic, and what a life might look like when everything falls perfectly in place. Name your favorite band in your message so I know you've read this far.

Full kink list in my profile if you're curious.