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[M4F] 45 - You’ve got to be fucking kidding me…her?!
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MacabreHeadbobber is a male looking for a female
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I know that technically anyone is capable of anything. I’ve always been puzzled when someone says something’s inhuman. I mean, did a human do it? It is then by definition “human”. Naturally, that expression has a negative connotation to it. But I do think it’s a lot of fun when people prove themselves to be all too human when they give into their urges and lose to temptation. It’s all the more fun for me when this loss comes from an unexpected quarter. Some innocent little math major at college showing herself to be really into giving her all to support the team. A cute little soccer mom doing the one thing necessary to ensure adequate game time…the coach. A D&D geekette who would put a bard to shame. Okay, so you’d have to be a bit of a D&D geek to get why that’s impressive, but the point is, I like it when people defy expectations and make their daily life a little pornier than common sense has told us for years is plausible. Like, I get it, people’s lives don’t work on porn logic. The stuff that happens in fantasy are a million to one long shots that would never ever play out in reality. But we live on a planet with 8 billion people, which by my flawed understanding of math and probability tells me such million to one long shots happen on the order of several thousand times a day. So, obviously, this is more of a chat than a RP prompt, but if we click we might just be able to cobble it into something. I’m interested in exploring those scenarios that defy expectation, either because it’s so improbable it shouldn’t happen or because someone finds a little boldness they didn’t know they had. Maybe it’s just that you’re new to college and everything seems possible and doable, including everyone in your dorm. Maybe it’s because you’re on vacation and free from the context of your daily life so you feel free to let your freak flag fly and want to fuck that waiter, maybe all those waiters. I want to talk through and share those experiences we’ve had or want to have that have made the desperate porn fantasy a reality, even if just for a night. If any of this sounds appealing to you, drop me a line. I’d love to chat and explore these ideas with you :)

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