Hey! I'm a mountain biking science nerd who is unusually well endowed (super thick in particular). I'm 6'1" and 180 lbs/average body (with nice thighs from all the biking). I'd describe myself as cute but not hot (I look about 10 years younger than my age, if you don't count the slight salt and pepper going on). I'm slightly shy (and use a lot of parentheses). I've yet to be with anyone new after breaking up with my girlfriend 2 months ago, didn't really even feel like it until now. Recently recovered from depression (thanks, medicine!) and suddenly find myself horny as hell. Also super free from now up until Xmas Eve. Only downside is I don't have anyone to spend this time with! (could it be you?) Also had a physical just last week and have super recent (clean) STI test results that I'm happy to share.
I love going down and could spend hours between your legs. I'm also super into cuddling and chronically sleepy. 420 friendly (but I don't need it if it bothers you or anything).
I don't have a specific type, but it's a bonus if you have hobbies that you can ramble about so I don't feel alone rambling about my mountain bikes. I might have a slight preference for chubby ladies (thick thighs and all, but that doesn't really matter!) I'm pretty vanilla, but an adventurous vanilla. I'm open to just about anything that isn't too BDSM-y.
I know it would be potentially weird to meet someone and then immediately spend an entire weekend in bed with them, but who knows, maybe we'll click well enough to make it work!
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