Bye Bye Target is my answer. Love seeing your beautiful asses in leggings. Gotta have coffee/caffeine. Tacos...duh!! I guess I could live without Stanley Cups too, I don't own any. But I will say Target because you go into Target just to buy some gum and $273 later you're like WTF??
Hopefully this caught your attention enough and you clicked on my post. I know there are a lot of dudes on here looking for similar things. Being a dude on a forum like this is like being sand on a beach, so much sand all over your toes and butt crack. You ever get home and it's days later and you still find sand in your bag or inside your trunk and you wonder how the hell that got in there?
Soo...like you, I'm on here looking for someone fun. Let's chat, be friends, send silly memes and flirt. Ideally I'd like to get out of the Reddit Chat forum and into a different app so it just goes faster on our chats. This stuff here tends to lag in my opinion.
For all transparency purposes, I am in an open relationship. We both feel that the idea of monogamy is unnatural and we want one another to have fun. Could you really eat a cheeseburger for every single meal? Every now and then you want sushi and chicken, and a steak or ice cream. Let's be ice cream for one another.
Me...if you can't tell I like to talk. Probably way too much. I am easy going and enjoy fun banter and love having fun and laughing. I fatass does need to go running or hit the gym again, getting a dad bod gut here and I am not loving it at all.
So if you have made it all the way down here, thank you. Tell me something about yourself and let's see how we vibe and connect and be fun and flirty friends :) Oh, age and relationship status does not matter to me. Just have the time to be friends is all.
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