Coming soon - Get a detailed view of why an account is flagged as spam!
view details

This post has been de-listed

It is no longer included in search results and normal feeds (front page, hot posts, subreddit posts, etc). It remains visible only via the author's post history.

1
[m4f] parents pick each other up at drop off
Post Flair (click to view more posts with a particular flair)
Author Summary
Expert_Collar_1247 is a male looking for a female
Post Body

18 KIK: Sooconfusing

Your kids have barely gotten their jackets off, hung their backpacks at school and mommy is fucking like an animal. And it’s not daddy.

Drop-off in the morning sucked. I hated it, rarely did it. Someone was always running late. One of them usually forgot their backpack, lunch, or one of the million things they have to bring these days. Most of all, I really hated most of the bitchy, weirdly entitled moms.

Today is different. Getting everyone out of the car, I spot you a few cars down in the parking lot. Jesus I would fuck her. I’m not sure exactly what made you stand out but you did. You spotted me as well, clearly. We exchanged a long glance with each other across the parking lot. There was something about the glance. We both smiled seductively in recognition of what ever it was that caught our attentions. They were not wholesome smiles.

Quick, it’s time to become wholesome again, reset, gotta walk in, I said to myself.

Walking out of the school, we run into each other again. This time you stop me to talk. The conversation immediately becomes intensely suggestive.  I’m already fucking you in my head. Is it obvious to the other parents?

We’re practically already fucking. Other moms are saying hello to you, stopping to talk.  It’s all mom stuff. I’m not paying attention.

Hi. I’m Brian. 6-3. Wavy blondish brown hair. Average athletic dad bod. Jeans and a nice t-shirt. A small tattoo is half hidden on my upper arm.

Start right away. Let’s play.

Author
Account Strength
40%
Account Age
7 months
Verified Email
Yes
Verified Flair
No
Total Karma
316
Link Karma
297
Comment Karma
19
Profile updated: 1 day ago
Posts updated: 2 days ago

Subreddit

Post Details

They Are
a male
Looking For
a female
We try to extract some basic information from the post title. This is not always successful or accurate, please use your best judgement and compare these values to the post title and body for confirmation.
Posted
2 weeks ago