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[M4F] Divorced, Middle-Aged, and Working on a Rebound Relationship in a College Town
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InverseGeodesy is a male looking for a female
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The divorce was finalized, the bitch had firmly moved out, and I felt free for the first time in 15 years. I sighed as I collapsed on the couch...

My couch. My house. Heh, thank god for prenuptials. Sure the alimony was modest but that wouldn't last long, given the fact that she was already shacked up with someone. I grinned at the prospect of that shoe finally falling.

Quickly I whipped out my phone. I had a few dating apps and profiles ready to go, and only a few taps brought them to life. "41, 6', single, in good shape, loves to exercise and get outdoors, can cook, looking to enjoy life again" ran the gist of my bylines, along with a few select pictures of me in t-shirts and jeans, one in my best suit, and the last one shirtless at the gym. Heh, I really did try to take care of myself, even through the decline. Sexual frustration translated into gains in my chest and arms I didn't have in high school. Sure, some gray was creeping into my short blonde locks, but I felt my gray eyes remained sharp and focused.

"Heh. And so it begins," I mutter to myself, errant thoughts scrolling by as I scroll through my phone. I live in a college town work plenty of sexy coeds around judging by the local selection as it were, but that's wishful thinking. Someone who could be my daughter swiping right on me? Please. That only happens in mid-life crisis fever dreams...


Hey there! A quick RP idea here, one involving a burgeoning age gap relationship where it seems like it can't work... but everything just clicks for it to happen. I hope this can be fun.

I'm married IRL and she does not know I'm on here. My big kinks are creampies, age gaps, rough sex, spontaneity, oral, anal, passionate sex, breeding. Please share yours! I tend to be fairly open. Limits are water sports/toilet stuff, feet, excessive pain/violence, choking.

Drop me a chat or PM, and let's be each others' distraction today! My Kik is yarkoz0!

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