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I am 23 and all characters and participants in this prompt must be 18 (all ages above welcome though!)
My friends want to help, I get that, that’s why they suggest all these dating apps for me to give a spin. But, see, there’s one primary issue with dating apps, most of the people on there seem nice but… boring
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And the issue is that’s not even about shallow standards… okay maybe a little bit but hear me out here!
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It’s always the same like, three to five pictures. A photo of somewhere scenic abroad, a blurry, blown out photo of a night on the town, a selfie with the same goddamn hair highlight pattern I’ve seen two dozen times now!
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…okay, deep breath, c’mon man. It’s just a dating app, you’re getting this annoyed bc people have similar taste in hairstyles, it’s not that damn serious. Just, pick the phone back up.
And you know what, quit being such a grouchy prick, just pick someone. Fuck it, swipe on who ever shows up next! They’ll probably be nice! They’ll probably love your favorite movie! They’ll absolutely be cute! Just-
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…huh… a cute goth, but they look ~different~ even by different’s standards, well they probably won’t-
ding
…oh
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Hi, I’m matches, a 23 year old guy with a huge thing for goths!
But god, we all know what people think when they think sexy goth
A spooky looking, Big tiddy goth gf, pierced nips, ice white skin
All great! Just so we’re clear, but variety is the spice of life, ya know?
What about the skinny goth girls? or the bright, colorful pastel goths? Bubbly goths that catch you off guard? Goths that ain’t so pale but pull off the look just as well?
Where are ALL the goth gals?
And I mean… if you’re thicc it’s not exclusive to girls either ;)
…that’s pretty much all I got, if you wanna play a non stereotypical goth (and change up the prompt if you like) come on down!
Kinks: Big asses, handjobs, thighjobs, lots of lube, biting, light scratching, facesitting, and lots more! Just ask!
Limits: Scat, blood, watersports, extreme violence, etc
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