Teacher: okay Class, who can use the word, Fascinate, in a sentence?

Hands went up, including little Johnny's. Teacher avoided him.

Teacher: Okay Patsy, use Fascinate in a sentence.

Patsy: My parents and I watched the meteor shower last night, and it was fascinating.

Teacher: Well that's one variation of the word, and used correctly, but I am asking for Fascinate to be used in a sentence.

Little Johnny: ooh ooh...waving his raised hand.

Teacher: uhhhh Sally, use Fascinate in a sentence.

Sally: I was fascinated to learn that my dad used to be a military police officer.

Teacher: weeeelllll, Sally, close but not quite. Fascinate. Who can use Fascinate correctly in a sentence.

Teacher knew she'd regret it, but called on Little Johnny to shut him up. Okay Johnny, use Fascinate in a sentence.

Little Johnny sat straight up, and proudly, in his best speaking voice said: My Aunt Gina has 10 buttons on her blouse, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.

Teacher: JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!