Hello there, I'm sure you are definitely not bored of the same tropes found in these wild and unusual personal ads… so I'll try shake it up.

I'll start but saying I'm going to be brutally honest and clear. This way you invest time and enjoy knowing its the outcome you want. And let me say, with the right person we'd be like Bonnie and Clyde. So that's what I'm offering.

About me: Neat chestnut brown hair, deep blue eyes, ridiculously strong physically, average build. 1.83m tall. A voice to make you melt and a natural dominance in everything I do. I'm into botany, nature, reading books, gaming (PC Switch), D&D, EDH, cooking and baking (yes, I'm likely to be cooking and baking all meals for us). I'm a protective but nurturing person, I'm laid back and easy to get along with. My humour is adaptive. And I care far too much for the people in my inner circle.

The usual arrangements on Reddit suck. Getting emotionally invested in someone, down to knowing their favourite food and ice cream flavor (mines after-eight), just to have them ghost you (for whatever reason), sucks. So to avoid this, I'm searching for my forevermore but in an unusual way. Ahah! You're still here and interested, see how something new can captivate you.

First off I have a few prerequisites. These govern how likely we are to click. Or spark. Etc.

I'm a handsome man, I'm financially stable and happily independent. Funny enough I work a high stress corporate job and know what the value is of what I can offer as a partner/Dom. So with that and 9 years of kink experience… I'd like to describe what I'm looking for.

You can see yourself piggybacking on my back, laughing and smiling until it hurts. Taking dorky cute pictures together. Everyday I will do my best to make you smile, comfort you and be there for you regardless of what either of us is going through. I hope you can do the same for me (minus the piggybacking, unless you're a muscle Mommy)

You want to please and satisfy someone who will praise you, reward you and support you. (Both sexual and non-sexual)

You have a high / powerful sex drive. (Whoa put the torches and pitchforks down, a woman with a high sex drive is likely to be needy and affectionate, both traits are things I highly value in a partner.)

Be commited to us. Yes… us. Either dynamic and/or relationship. Your commitment is fuel for me to invest even more into you and what we could have.

Be open to getting close to a guy who might feel like he's out of a Fantasy romance novel. I won't blame you if feelings come knocking on your door… forehead kisses and cuddles probably make your brain melt.

I just want someone to be proud of, and to be a partner my submissive can be proud of. To brag about… gods if you're obsessive, you're a danger to my self composure.

I'll keep this short. If you're interested in having a real and open dynamic/relationship with a man who knows what he's doing and is willing to get to know you, entirely, accept your flaws and adore you for you, respond to this post with a message.

Tell me about yourself, tell me what you daydream about when reading my post, tell me why I shouldn't look any further.

Bonus points if you're pitching it like a TV sales pitch. Jk. Not required but I'd probably smile like a dork all day if you did. Please add a picture of yourself so I can see if I'm physically attracted to you. Lastly… add “French toast” to show me you know how to ready and follow simple instructions. Get this right and I'll already be interested.

I look forward to hearing from you. Please note if this post is still up, I am still looking for my partner in crime.