So my wife and I went to a sex party and about ten people had begun fucking very sexily in the play area. We and another couple were watching.

My wife and I were sitting on the only seating — a short, lightweight rattan patio bench — enjoying the sexy action so much that Wifey was getting a little overheated and wanted to give me a handjob. Our first time doing something sexy in public, how exciting! So, I leaned back so she could get her hand in my pants. It took some doing on the low bench and she was having trouble undoing the button on my jeans. I had to scoot forward, pop the button myself, and finally she hit her hand inside …

And the bench broke! Abruptly, we slid to the floor as the bench legs splayed out with a sickening crack that caused the other spectators’ heads to turn in surprise.

I stood up and twisted around, dragging Wifey whose hand was still stuck in my pants! Everyone watching and the people fucking stopped and started laughing and we were laughing too. We sort of pushed the bench back together but decided it was the owner’s fault for putting such a rickety old bench in the playroom, and not ours. So, we did the honorable thing …

And beat a hasty retreat, laughing at the ridiculousness of our first time trying to join an orgy!