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I keep a document titled “Recipes” about all of the men I’ve slept with. I refer to them as “Conquests”. I promised to post a few from it so here it is.
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Someone in comments on my previous post mentioned about seeing a few listed from my records. It’s pretty basic and is worded for myself as I never intended anyone else to see it. I omitted the obvious stuff but I guess it gives you the general idea of what it looks like. It’s mostly self explanatory. Under each name, I list any info I know about them. Then below that I list dates of each encounter I had with that person and what we did along with my opinion. Most guys were multiple occasions but I won’t list all of that since some of them would fill a Steven King Novel on their own. Instead I’ll just pick a few random first time encounters. I’ll parenthesis anything that I think needs explaining. It’s worth nothing some of my men overlap, I’ve had days where I screwed two or more guys on the same day. I know you guys love pics so here is a quick safe for work closeup while you read: https://i.imgur.com/aMZsWIS.jpg

Name: Josh ****

Contact: ******* (usually it’s just a phone number or place where I can find them)

Status: Single/?

Relationship: Co-worker (this listing is a reminder for how I met or know them)

Body: Thin/cute

Age: 26

Date: 2010-6/8

Condom: Yes

Perform: PIV/Oral

Finish: In condom (references how/where he came)

Climax: Yes/Good (references if I had an orgasm and how good it was)

Place: His couch

Role: Top/Dominant (references the guy and positions we did)

(this area is where I list each encounter with Josh which is 18 times between June and September. I don’t remember why we stopped but it probably grew stale or maybe he started seeing someone else)

Thoughts:

>Seemed nervous

>Took him a while to finish

>Nice/sweet talker/bullshitter (references my opinion of his personality)

>Attentive to my needs

>2/5 (my rating for this particular encounter as a whole. Anything higher than a 0 is good. I only have 1 zero on my list I do believe but not for this guy)

Name: Bryson *****

Contact: ********

Status: Married/ met his wife Char /is friends with ***** (my sister)

Relationship: Coworker

Body: Heavy/huge forearms/fat stumpy dick

Age: 34

Date: 2014-9/6

Condom: No

Perform: PIV/Oral

Finish: Swallowed

Climax: Yes/squirt/very intense

Place: Camper while everyone was swimming/**** campground

Role: Dominant/multi positions

(After this date, we continued meeting as I have a huge list of dates for him. Almost weekly for nearly 2 years.)

Thoughts:

>Thick dick. Abnormally large head. Looks like a fat mushroom. Feels great.

>Funny guy/nice. Makes stupid jokes at times. Talks too much.

>Short refractory period. 30 min he’s ready to go again.

>Cum tastes metallic. Long after taste.

>Can be hard to get him to leave when I’m done. Meet elsewhere instead.

>Char is jealous/paranoid type and light sleeper. Risky. Almost caught/avoid when there

>Not too bright. Keeps forgetting to delete our texts from his phone.

>5/5 . Wobbly legs afterwards. Filled feeling lasts all day. Warm/tingly/giddy

Name: Michael ****

Contact: *******

Status: Uncertain. Manager at Burger King on ***** st.

Relationship: None. He asked me out for a date.

Body: Dad body/short/sexy beard

Age: ?/late 20’s

Date: 2014-9/11

Condom: Yes

Perform: BDSM/Anal

Finish: On my back

Climax: Yes. Used his fingers during anal to rub me off.

Place: BK kitchen area after hours

Role: Sub/multi position

(I have no other dates for him so was just a one night stand)

Thoughts:

>Likes it kind of rough

>Wanted me to pee on him. Did a little on his face afterwards

>Enjoys pain/BDSM

>Had me tie him up to the railing and bit nipples hard

>Choked me mildly during anal.

>Squirted me with mayonnaise/strange guy

>Has anal fetish. Wanted me to peg him next time (next time didn’t happen for whatever reason)

>3/5. Interesting but not something I’ll care to repeat too often.

Alright I’ll post one more. This is one of my more naughty conquests because Veronica was my friend.

Name: Damon ****

Contact: *******

Status: Dating Veronica **** (a girl I used to work with. She never found out)

Relationship: Friend’s boyfriend.

Body: Avg

Age: 18 (I don’t usually hunt for guys that young but Veronica used to talk about how great he was in bed so I guess I wanted to try him out for myself. I figured he was into MILFS and I was right)

Date: 2013-1/12

Condom: No

Perform: PIV/Anal

Finish: Anal

Climax: Yes/low intensity

Place: His mom’s house? (Just clarifying that any question marks listed just means that I wasn't sure)

Role: Neutral/missionary/doggy

(I have us listed here as fucking on 8 different occasions within about 6 week span. I don’t remember why considering he was mediocre on our first date but he did at least do better later on and I taught him how to properly use his tongue and hand so Veronica should have thanked me)

Thoughts:

>Still kind of Immature/too young/things he says makes me feel old

>I’m his first anal. He came in my butt within 20 seconds of entering

>No lube handy, had to use spit. Glad he finished quickly.

>Not very experienced. I had to help him a lot.

>1/5 Not as good as Veronica talks about at work but has potential.

(he scored better on later dates. Highest score I have for him was on Feb 5 with a 4/5. If I recall correctly, it was due to a particular situation where we were at risk of getting caught which usually turns me on)

So there was 4 guys I randomly picked out of the 71. Hope someone found it interesting but it lacks a lot of context. I'll write some of my more taboo and favorite ones out in story form sometime to share.

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Oh this is pretty cool!

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