ok so i wanted to share some funny sex stories and why not start with a classic of mine that happened over my late freshman to early sophomore year lol. so around like my 19th birthday my friend had gotten me a naruto headband that she had since forever and gave to me cause of how much i used to love naruto and make art about it too lol. but yeah got the headband and i would just wear it all the time for funnsies as a running joke among my peers and it got to the point where i was just like "yeah i wanna fuck and give or get head in this headband so i can become hokage." (i said this in a very deadpan and awkwardly broken voice for effect) so i hop onto grindr and end up finding a hookup and homie picks me up (mind you i'm in my naruto headband and have the whiskers i put on my face since i was at a halloween party and didn't wanna change since i was gonna get naked soon after) and we go to his place and dude is like a few years older like maybe 24-26 age bracket and was a cute fuzzy nerdy bear type but he was so nervous and i remember like suggesting we watch a movie to break the ice since he seemed so anxious and we end up watching shrek 2 and like 9 mins into it i ask him if he wants to make out and one thing leads to another and we end up fucking around and specifically after we had gotten done 69ing each other he notice that my headband didn't come off and commented "wow that really stayed on the entire time." and my reply was "yeah ik i double knotted it man."

now i really wanna eat a girls pussy while i wear my naruto headband and once a vaccine circulates i'll be taking action but until then i'm down to just scout and make plans for the future lol

summary: i gave a dude head while wearing a naruto headband and would love to get a girl to sit on my face while i eat her out once it's safe lol (dms open for just about anything lol)