I swear this is the wildest thing that’s ever happened to me, and I can’t stop thinking about it. I was staying at this hotel for a few nights, and on the second day, I forgot to put the “Do Not Disturb” sign on the door. I was just chilling in bed after a shower, wrapped in a towel, scrolling through my phone, when the maid came in. I thought she’d leave right away when she saw me, but nope she froze, then looked me up and down like she was debating whether to leave or not. I didn’t even know what to say, so I just kind of sat there. She gave me this little smile and said she could come back later unless I needed “anything else.” I don’t know if it was the way she said it or how she looked at me, but I was instantly turned on.

I joked and said something like, “Well, now that you mention it...” thinking she’d laugh and leave, but she actually set her cleaning supplies down and walked over. My heart was racing, and before I could even process what was happening, she was leaning down and kissing me. Things escalated crazy fast like, I honestly couldn’t believe it was real. She was so confident, like she’d done this before, and I was just lying there letting her take control. After it was over, she straightened up, fixed her uniform, and told me to “enjoy the rest of my stay” before walking out like it was nothing. I didn’t even get her name, but holy shit, that moment is burned into my brain forever.