This past weekend, I went back to the college I graduated from almost 10 years ago. It’s a big state school, it was a beautiful day, and everyone was out and partying for college football. I walked around campus before the game to reminisce originally planning to take in the sights of my old campus… instead I spent more time looking at the students!

The street was one big party, and after a few shots, all that was on my mind were the gorgeous, petite 20 year olds walking around. The short flowing dresses, barely-there shorts and shirts, drunken fun was sooo intoxicating, I could have watched all day! This was the first time I had ever gotten attention as an “older man”, and I could tell by the way some of the college girls flirted and looked at me that they recognized the age gap, and it gave them some filthy thoughts.

I work from home, and if you asked my coworkers, I think they’d say I would be the last person making this post. I log onto calls on time, my office is tidy and well-lit, I’m always clean, smiling, and attentive. If only they knew the dirty daydreams I have, or the very NSFW things constantly filling my phone screen. I swear, I’m addicted to that jolt of electricity that you get doing something dirty in a place you definitely shouldn’t.

Are you a college girl that got drunk and partied on Saturday? Come say hi if you are, and let’s secretly spice up this Friday afternoon.