When we still had a relationship in our early twenties we both lived at our parents houses. Both being part of a very religious and close knit society made it difficult for us to have sex anywhere in peace. So I’ve done it in loads of weird places. Often outside, sometimes even in public when we managed to get away to somewhere for a weekend, using an excuse to get out.

The village we lived in has an old cemetery where people used to get buried until the early twentieth century. Now, almost no one comes there. So this was one of our go to spots to have sex. I’ve fucked her against tombs, Eaten her out on the grass between graves, and God knows what more.

I’m probably fucked if there were any ghosts there, unless they were horny haha!