Last month, I joined a lifestyle group who specifically join for real life social meetings.

I went and introduced myself and the idea is that if you click you might go hang out together. I ran into a woman who was pretty good looking. She introduced me to her friend who came along as well. They said they were from out of town about 60 miles away but wanted to see what the group was about.

After everyone in the group had plenty of drinks the idea that we would maybe all get a room was floated. I was up for it, the two ladies I had met were up for it but generally everyone else didn’t want to have a group thing.

As the night came to a close the two ladies I had met mentioned they would be willing if I got the room. They gave me their phone numbers so I could give them address info for the hotel and I agreed.

(Sexy time happens)

Around 4 am I was very happy and content. I said I was heading home and if they wanted, they could have the room and continue sleeping. I went home a happy guy having just been blessed by two ladies.

That next Thursday I received an urgent text from one of the ladies saying she needed to talk to me right away. I called when I was able. She confessed that she and her friend were both ex convicts from the state prison and were in town against the rules of their probation. They needed to have me tell their parole officer a lie about their whereabouts as they skipped work that evening.

The parole officer did call me but didn’t really seem convinced. He advised me that I could be held in contempt of court by lying to him. I stood firm and thankfully nothing ever happened.

I made an appointment for a std test right away and thankfully came back clean a few weeks later.