My roommate had left for the evening and I had been partaking in a lot of vodka shots with her. One thing lead to another and I started watching some porn that she had left on our shared hard drive (I was watching it on our projector, porn is the best on a 120 inch screen!).

Looking to spice things up a bit, I eyed our vacuum in the corner of the room. I may be a grown man, but seeing the vacuum sparked memories of my desperate youth, when I used to use one to “suck” myself.

I plugged it in and bought it over to the couch. I fired that sucked up and began pleasuring myself. It felt incredible and I came within five minutes.

Not one to quit things easily, I decided I’d go for another round. This one took awhile, as I was drunk and was already desensitized from my last orgasm.

As I sat there going to town on myself, I was lost in my own little drunken orgasmic world. Too drunk and fixated on my cock to notice anything around me unfortunately.

At that point, the front door swung open and my room mate and two of her friends walked in. Her friends, being kink naive, were absolutely shocked. My room mate just laughed and closed the door behind them.

I pulled my cock out of the vacuum hose and tried to hide under the pillow while they started laughing at me.

My room mate smiled and said “looks like you’ve found yourself a new lover, don’t stop on our account.”

She motioned to her friends to come sit in the living room. Then she said, “take off that pillow and finish yourself. Don’t mind us”

I started to put my clothes back on, but she grabbed them and threw them into the den. “We want a show” she said as she walked into the kitchen and grabbed a cheap bottle of liquor, “let’s loosen you up some more to make this easier”

I took a few more swigs and gave it time to kick in. She grabbed the vacuum hose, stuck it on my cock, and turned it back on.

Her friends looked on with a mixture of disgust and humor as I lied there and let her finish me two more times.

I woke up the next day, still naked on the couch. Long story short, her friends told everyone and I haven’t been able to live it down to this day. It has been interesting ever since, though!