It was just another Friday night in the life of an Uber driver. Zipping back and forth around the city til the wee hours of the morning.

It’s not a bad way to earn extra money, but it can get old watching everyone else have a great time, while I chug coffee and spend the night delivering drunk people to their destinations.

Most folks are nice enough, although you get the occasional asshole. Shit, I’ve done worse things for money.

About 11:30 I picked up a couple from a local dive- mid 30’s, well dressed and very into each other- to put it mildly.

About a block into the drive I heard a zipper. Let me tell you, as a sexual creature and a bit of a voyeur, there are few sounds that get your attention so quickly. But as a person using his own car to drive strangers around town, that sound doesn’t bring the same joy.

“I’ve got two rules guys,” I said over the radio to the back seat. “Number one- What happens in my Uber, stays in my Uber. And two- keep it off my upholstery.”

From the back seat the husband said, “You heard the man baby. Don’t miss a drop.” He gave me a thumbs in the rear view mirror and I continued driving.

The city streaked by my window in neon colors and traffic lights as the slurping sounds from the back seat got progressively faster. In the rear view I’d catch the occasional glimpse of blonde hair as she bobbed up and down her hubby’s dick.

A few minutes later I heard the sounds of joyous release, a few groans and a nice long “Mmmmmmmmmmm” from the wife.

“We’ve been wanting to do that for years, but every other driver we’ve had wasn’t having it. One guy even kicked us out of his car,” the wife said. “You’re the coolest Uber ever.”

The husband chimed in with “The fucking Uberest! Thanks man!”

The wife pokes her head up to the front seat and said, “Since you let us fulfill one fantasy, would you mind letting us do one more?” she asked.

“What the hell, it’s your lucky day I guess. Just keep don’t make a mess,” I said wondering what sort of fantasy was going on back there as I pulled up to a red light.

“Go for it baby,” the husband whispered. The woman stepped out of the car and moved up to the front seat.

“Hi,” she said with a wicked grin on her pretty face as she sat down next to me.

She was quite attractive with that hot Mom thing about her. Her little black dress showed off her magnificent cleavage and accentuated her killer curves.

“Don’t mind me,” she said as the light turned green and I started to pull out into the intersection. Then she leaned over and reached for my belt, giggled a nervous giggle, and said, “I’ve allllllllwaysssssss wanted to do this.”

I quickly took a turn off the main road, through a quieter street as she fished my now raging hard on from my jeans.

“Holy shit baby! He’s got a monster,” she squealed to her husband who was all smiles in the back seat. He gives another thumbs up and laughed, “The FUCKING UBEREST!”

She stroked my cock a few times as she licked her lips. “Mmmmmmmmmm” she moaned as the head of my cock slipped between her red lips and into her warm mouth. I couldn’t believe what was happening.

One minute I’m driving drunks around town, and now a beautiful, blonde MILF was taking all nine inches of my throbbing cock down her throat like a fucking porn star.

“Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me....” I joked as she moved her tongue around the head of my cock and laughed.

“You like sucking his cock baby?” Inquired hubby from the back seat.

She pulled my rod out of her mouth and stroked it a few times saying, “Uh huh. Baby I could suck this beautiful cock all night.”

Then she leaned down and licked my balls. “I love that he shaves his cock and balls baby. Not enough men do that in my opinio....” she mused as she slurped my throbbing manhood back into her cock hungry mouth.

“Man she has been wanting to blow an Uber driver for years,” Hubby mused. “Ever since she took her first Uber, she came home drunk, pussy just dripping wet and said, “I’m gonna suck some Uber dick some day!”

Thirteen blocks. That’s all I lasted.

“I’m going to cum,” I warned as “the wife” continued on her obvious favorite pastime.

With that she sped up, taking even deeper passes. Every inch of my cock was buried in this gorgeous woman’s face as I spurted globs upon globs of hot cum down her throat.

“That’s right baby, suck that big ol cock!” Hubby encouraged from behind us. “Happy birthday.”

But she didn’t get to respond because I just kept cumming. She took every fucking sperm from my body and swallowed them all with great delight.

“Holy fuck,” she exclaimed as she sat back up in the seat and immediately opened her legs, revealing that she was in fact commando under her slinky dress. Her hand went directly to her swollen clit.

“That was like a shot glass of cum,” she laughed as she worked herself to an almost instant orgasm, her fingers flying, her freshly waxed pussy glistening in the moonlight. “I love Big cummers,” she moaned as her orgasm took her. I will never forget that glorious sight.

Her whole body shook for a moment in sexual ecstasy. “Wow. This has been the best birthday in years,” she sighed.

“Back to back fantasies and a big fat load of cum. Mmmmmmmmmm” she said as she straightened out her sexy dress, lowering her feet to the floorboard, just as we pulled up to the Karaoke bar, where they had friends waiting.

“I bet you won’t have this much fun the rest of the night,” she giggled as they got out. The husband steps up to my window and hands me a ten dollar tip.

“You are the coolest fucking uber guy ever man. You made her night,” he said as he shook my hand and headed up to the bar waving to their friends.

I tucked my dick back into my pants, zipped up and headed to my next stop humming, “Happy birthday to you.....”