My friend and I are sitting around on a rainy day talking about sex. We are both divorced moms, she doesn’t date much, and I “date” a lot. Anyway, we started talking about first dates vs second dates vs third dates. We both definitely have sex by the third date, but I said that I’ll have oral sex on the first date about 50 % of the time, and probably almost 100% on the second. She asked me how often I blow someone, I said at least twice a week but closer to 5 times, on average. Then the math started: 5cc ( the average ejaculation volume) times 5 times 52 times 19( the years I have been single) equals 24,700 cc’s, or 6.42 gallons of sperm. No wonder my hair is so shiny!