Unintentionally exposed my (F27) anal prep

A casual Sunday, lounging around at home ahead of an evening in. I tidied up the place, then showered, shaved; all the usual stuff. Knowing the kind of night it was going to be, I thoroughly lubed up my asshole and slipped a plug in - the bejewelled metal kind.

Some time later, I realise that yesterday I didn't post the paperwork as I'd intended, so I throw on a below the knee, floaty dress to quickly run to the mailbox.

I didn't realise it was such a windy day, or how the intersection at the mailbox was essentially a wind tunnel, or that the fullness of the skirt would so readily swirl up at the moment there was a gust of wind.

I managed to maintain my decency as I was walking, holding the skirt of the dress in both of my hands. But reader, as I turned to deposit the letters into the slot, the wind blew my dress right up so that my bejewelled, plugged ass was revealed to the world; specifically a very busy road of cars and pathway of pedestrians, in my very own Marilyn moment, just x-rated.

I can't be sure how many people noticed. There were a few cars honking their horns but that's a regular thing anyway. Needless to say, while embarrassing it certainly made me very wet and gave my friend some ideas too.