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Fucking statistics. Literally.
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Iโ€™ve spent the morning doing statistics homework. The fucking worst. I decided to change positions and lay on my stomach in bed while figuring probabilities. Well, 45 mind numbing minutes later, even though I am incredibly frustrated, Iโ€™m also getting really horny. My pussy starts to throb and I look at my huge calculator ๐Ÿ˜โ€ฆ I get an idea and slide the hard smooth edge of the calculator between my pussy lips and start grinding against it. Before long I am full blown humping my calculator like a nerdy little slut. My pussy is throbbing and getting so wet with each thrust as I slide it along my clit and shove the rounded corner into my pussy. Happily humping away until I feel pressure building and then that sweet fucking release. I orgasm all over my calculator, remove it from my slutty pussy and resume doing homework.

Moral of the story, when youโ€™re frustrated with statistics, just fuck it. Literally.

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