My friends think I'm straight. Because I am straight! I've had girlfriends, I've done more than my share of hooking up, and any night my friends and I go out and pair up with a bunch of girls is a good night.

But the other nights, the ones where we don't all get lucky and some or all of us end up coming back and shooting the shit? If anyone asked me to, I'd be more than happy to get on my knees and make sure the night doesn't end up being a total waste.

Like I said, I'm not gay, I'm just attracted to masculinity. And my friends are very much that type. We have fun hunting, riding ATVs, a few of us are good with cars, and, let me tell you, I'm thrilled that I get to be a part of it. And I'll hang out and talk about women, and the things we do or would like to do to them, but so far I've kept quiet about how I'm willing to help out.

Anyone in a similar position or have a friend like that?