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This was years ago, but I still remember it fondly... I (M52 now, but 36 then) was working as a maintenance man for a mobile home park. Yes, I know all the stories about trailer trash etc, so not needed thank you lol. One day, a friend of mine (M38 then) came to my place about 10pm soaking wet. I asked "have a small leak?" He says "yep. Toilet broke". So I get my tools and such and head over to his place. - Background on him... His wife left him a year earlier and he found a new love in a 40F and she was living with him at this time.
I get to his place and find out it's the part in the tank that fills it up with the float assembly. Easy fix. Turn the water off to the toilet and get started. While I'm on the floor unscrewing the locknut off the bottom of the assembly, he (we'll call him "C") comes in and wants to ask me something. I say sure go ahead. He hesitates for a sec, then says "Do you play?" I stopped and looked at him (thinking "Nooo, he surely doesn't mean...") and said "Cards? Video games?" C chuckles a bit and says "No. Do you play?" and nods his head like he's leading me to think deeper. Im still motionless, under his toilet, and say "I don't wanna assume you mean something and me be wrong. Just say it." C takes a breath, and says (we'll call his gf "M")
"M is wanting to have sex, and I'm having a problem, and can't do anything for her." I blink. "Ok... and?" Turns out C wants me to fuck M while he watches. I start laughing, cuz knowing this guy... he can't be serious. (He used to work carnivals. He was what's called a Carny... someone that jokes around and tells stories to get people interested in playing whatever game he's running at the time. Like a telemarketer, but with prizes lol)
I go back to working on the toilet telling him "Yea, ok, sure. C, nice try but I'm not buying it." He leaves. I finish the toilet, do all the checks/tests for leaks and function, all's good. I turn around and there's M looking at me. A second of silence... I finally say "Toilet's fixed". M says "Ok. Do you play?" I Deja Vu'd myself... "Cards? Video games?" She says "No. I'm horny and I want dick. C's isn't working, we talked, and we both agreed to let you fuck me." I'm probably looking like a contorted Picasso cuz she's snickering at me...
I finally say "You're serious. Both of you. Serious?" She says "Yes." I finally get enough braincells working to say "We'll need to talk about this for a minute, cuz it just sounds crazy right now." She says ok and walks out. I've got a million things running thru my head and def needed a beer and a cig while talking this over with them. (She's hot asf and I never NEVER get this lucky. Ain't a thing wrong with her imo, she's my perfect woman. Yea, too good to be true.)
I go out to the living room, ask C for a beer, get one, sit down, light a cig, chug half the beer, smoke half the cig... all in silence. I finally look at C and say "You two are totally serious about this?" They say yes, and C goes to explaining that he's been suffering ED for a while now, M is happy with him, they do have tools and toys to enjoy themselves, but she wants a real dick from a real guy in her. Cig n beer gone by now, I get another beer and cig lol.
(More background on C... he's not a little guy. Bout 6ft, 350 lbs almost all muscle. I've seen him pick up a washing machine from ground level and put it on the top of a 4 step porch like it's nothing. So I really really don't want him mad at me lol)
We talk a lil more, and I'm convinced this is gonna happen. Ok. Fortunately I always carry a condom with me (it's a trailer park after all... a lot of women do things. We all know it) so we three go to the bedroom. She's out of her clothes in a flash while I'm still fumbling with my belt, and I'm looking at her perfect body. She starts helping me get my clothes off cuz she wants skin on skin full body contact. She grabs my dick, looks in my eyes, and says "This is mine." I hold up the condom and she says "Oh, how sweet." and helps me get it on.
She pulls me on top of her flopping onto the bed and says "Fuck me. Fuck me now!" I get in and she instantly squirts and shakes. I'm going slow at first, C is right next to her, he starts to rub her tits, but she shrugs him off! I'm thinking "Oh shit, he's supposed to participate where he can." He keeps trying, but she keeps shrugging him off. He gets upset and leaves, leaving just the two of us in the room. M tells me to stop, take the condom off, and fuck her raw. So I do... She squirts, squirms, moans, gasps, we're both soaked in her orgasms and she looks in my eyes and says "Treat me like the love of your life. Talk to me, kiss me, do everything to me like I'm your woman." At this point I'm so hot for her I do exactly that. All the words, the kissing everywhere, touching, everything, and she's cumming harder, getting louder, and then I fucked up. I kiss her long and hard, putting my arms around her, she does the same, and in that moment, it went from a wild fuck, to making love (Yes there's a difference). I look at her and say "I'm about to cum. Where do you want it?" She wrapped her legs around my waist and said "In me. All of it. Don't you dare pull out honey". We stare in each other's eyes watching each other. She cums once more right as I start cumming. She holds me so close, we're gasping, I lift up a bit and look in her eyes again and say "I love you".
In my head I'm "WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY???" She grabs my head and kisses me deeply, passionately, and crying a lil, says "I love you too. I have since the first day I saw you. I've always wanted to be with you, but I know you live with your gf so I never said anything. And my GAWD I never want to have sex with anyone else besides you ever again".
Yes you read that right. I had, HAD, a gf when I did that. Apparently M and I were so into each other, we never heard my gf come over, and C let her in to watch from the doorway. Well, it all worked out kinda... My gf moved in with C (apparently they had a thing for each other I didn't know about), and M moved in with me. Happy happy right? Wrong. 2 weeks later M left to another state to live with her cousin that she wanted to fuck. Never heard from her again. My friend C? Wasn't mad. He said he knew she wasn't gonna stay with him. My now ex gf? She became the one in the middle of the attention C and I gave her. She left C and moved back in with me, but those stories are for another post someday if anyone cares to hear.
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