I worked at a dental office through my college years. I had a key and knew the alarm code. Although I only worked at the front desk, I secretly taught myself how to use the main control panel that turned all the stations on and off, the chair controls, etc. Every Wednesday night, my bf and I would meet at the office after hours when it was all closed up and dark. We fucked EVERYWHERE in that office. Every countertop, every dental chair, every workspace, every conference table, lunch table…. Of course, we cleaned up after ourselves, bc you know, sanitation and all. That was 25 years ago. I still think about it every single time I go to the dentist. I wonder if he does too.