I am a 38 year old married man living in the Bronx, my wife and I live in the upper floor of a split house. She goes to sleep around 11pm every night, but I usually stay up late until around 2am or so. We both work from home and it's been difficult to get any alone time. I know it's wrong, but she's never been great at sex, kind of boring and not very passionate. I've been thinking of a really sneaky idea lately thought and I have no idea if it would work. I want to wait till she goes to sleep, have a slut sneak over late at night. I open the front door, let her in, close the door, and she gets on her knees and swallows my load at the bottom of the stairs. I think if she was quiet enough, the bedroom is in the back of the house and there's no way my wife would hear me pumping my unused nut onto another girl's face. After that, I would zip up and go to bed like nothing ever happened.