Anyways, instead of my usual method of humping a pillow or stuffed animal for hours and cumming in/on it as much as possible, I tried something I haven't tried in like, 16 years, that being, used the tube of a vacuum cleaner/the actual VC to try and masturbate.

And holy shit I didn't think it'd work. But I came three times with the VC before reverting back to a pillow. Each time I took the tube off my cock, it's almost like it didn't suck up my cum at all (that, or I was cumming a fuck ton more then I thought) bc I spilled cum all over myself and the couch every single time.

I'm off the next two days, and fully intend to do this again until my cock is inside of someone, but now, I rly fuckin wanna give a facial.