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32 [M4R] The last weekend of Sorority Rush Week
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It's finally here, the last weekend of Sorority Rush Week and you've got a really good chance at making the final cut. It hasn't been easy, either.

Doing the seniors' laundry, making sure the coffee was ready on time, cleaning the whole house with nothing but a toothbrush, streaking down the greek street, some embrassing games of Truth or Dare (OMG who knew Jessica was such a slut!?)... and you've made it through all of them.... except one.

But now only one final challenge... you have to seduce a frat guy and record it for everyone to watch. The best 5 videos make it in. Your objective is secret, only you will know who until you accomplish your task. As you sip your wine you pull your envelope from the bucket on the dining room table... you lick your lips thinking of the possibilities. A hot football jock? One of the guys with daddy's money and a Mercedes parked next door?

You slowly peel back the top and slide the pink paper out. As you unfold it in half...

Omega Psi Kappa

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!? The nerd sorority? You've got to find a nerd to fuck? Is this some kind of prank?

You bite your lip as you focus on the objective. You need this. You simply can't stand not to be in this sorority, so you start thinking of potential "targets."

There's Aidan, the chemistry nerd. No, he's too skinny. John, the one who sits in the back if the room and write poetry? Too lame, if you're gonna have to fuck one of these losers you still want to have a chance of cumming. What about Tim? I mean, he's kinda quiet but attractive. And you DID work that one group project and he definitely made sure you got an A. You think he was checking you out the whole time too.... you were wearing all those short skirts all season after all.

Yeah, you should message Tim, it's time to show your sisters how much you want this.

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